King by Nature
Friend: why don’t you go out more?

vizuallyill:

Me: too many black people getting killed accidentally on purpose.
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What do you do for a living, if you don't mind me asking? I know you've said before that you don't have a college degree, so I was wondering if you were living comfortably and, if so, how you managed to navigate the working world. How did you get the job you have, how to move up the ladder, etc. from your perspective.
Anonymous

kingjaffejoffer:

Correct, I don’t have a college degree. 

I’m a very successful small business owner who runs a cleaning service. Because I didn’t have a college degree it was initially very difficult getting things started and I was having trouble getting a loan to open my first store. A city bus ended up damaging some property I had, and I used the money from that settlement to kickstart my business. 

My significant other Louise helped me out a lot. It took a whole lot of trying just to get up the hill, you know? Now we’re up in the big leagues, and I feel like its our turn to bat. Business has gone so well that we were able to move to the East side of town. 

It’s been a long winding road, but I feel like we finally have a piece of the pie. 

Nigga….you ain’t shit! I’m dying over here!

kingjaffejoffer:

Serena Williams though

kingjaffejoffer:

Serena Williams though

thesickestjokes:

People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

Should’ve swam to her butt…

Should’ve swam to her butt…

The way it’s shaped
They say it’s fake
I can’t lie I still like it

The way it’s shaped

They say it’s fake

I can’t lie I still like it

kingjaffejoffer:

Killer Mike on CNN

freddyskrueger:

"Sonphew"… Bye.

freddyskrueger:

"Sonphew"… Bye.

mrcheyl:

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda [x]

kyssthis16:

peechingtonmariejust:

woodmeat:


"hello police… yeah i need you to come over here right now these indecent THUGS are acting indecent… i think she’s reaching for his gun, please hurry"

i started adasffuckin cryin lmao jesus christ lmaoooooooooooo  jesus hahahaha oh my god lmao lmao LMAO jeusus

AHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHHA

kyssthis16:

peechingtonmariejust:

woodmeat:

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"hello police… yeah i need you to come over here right now these indecent THUGS are acting indecent… i think she’s reaching for his gun, please hurry"

i started adasffuckin cryin lmao jesus christ lmaoooooooooooo  jesus hahahaha oh my god lmao lmao LMAO jeusus

AHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHHA